This is me. I'm eating a lobster. Okay, not really, I pretended to eat the lobster for the photo. Then I spent 10 minutes saying "ewww there's gross green shit in my lobster" and pissing off the lovely Asian people next to me who were clearly WAY more into the lobster than I was. But seriously, who eats that green shit? I probably wasted like $30 worth of lobster. I'm a lobster waster.
This is my husband. He likes to pretend his dick is a banana. Of course he doesn't really have a banana dick. That would probably be gross..unless you're a monkey...then it would be delicious!
This is me riding a blow up doll at a country and western bar just after completing a strikingly good rendition of "Roxanne" a la karaoke. Yes, I'm drunk. Yes, I have moves. And yes, crazy has no limits.
This pretty much sums me up. Crazy is as crazy does...isn't that what Forrest Gump said...or something like that. Great, now I want chocolate.